Hawthorn (also known variously throughout it's history as Box, Stockwell, Turnstile and Burlington) is a massive underground town in Wiltshire, which served many purposes, most notably as the secondary seat of government in case of a nuclear strike on London.

Lots of people with which to converse, work, chat, meet, have stay etc. etc. especially over the summer. So, in the interests of letting people know what I'm up to, here's my calendar of major absences. With this you can plan when you're most likely to meet/chat/work with/visit me.

My first blog post warned against feeding the Piranha. My lovely and talented wife asked me where the Piranha was, so here's my Piranha - Zampanó.

You may feed him anything except body parts. Keep hands and feet inside the boat at all times.